Don’t bring a knife to a pie fight

A Waycross, Georgia third grader suspended for not reporting a plot to attack the teacher appeared on Good Morning America. Tmanni Adams, who got a month’s suspension, says her classmates planned to “hurt” the teacher, not kill her. Well, that’s a relief.

Tmanni’s grandmother, who’s caring for her while her mother serves in Kuwait, says the kids were going to throw pies at the teacher. Why bring a steak knife and a paperweight, but no pie?